∴ WHO I AM
Have you ever wondered who I am?
I know you have.
Sure, you can Google, Bing, or Yahoo! me - but that won't really tell you much of who I am.
Okay, some people think that a Google search can tell you who I am - or who other people are - but, did you notice I Googled myself for you? Google would never tell you that I am the kind of guy that will Google something for you.
See, my friends? You are already learning more about who I am than Google will ever tell you.
JohnZK
From ZKpedia, the awesome encyclopedia
John "JohnZK" Zarate-Khus is Santa Barbara's #1 professional creative web marketing specialist[1], husband to a wicked-awesome wife[2], and friend of both dogs & cats[3]. He is known for several reality series that he shares with his family and friends — Idolized American SEO[4], Valhalla's BBQ Pit[5], and Dancing with the Wacom[6].
Early Life
14 Billion Years Ago — JohnZK is made up of matter that is as old as the Universe and therefore his early life was spent watching the Big Bang expand[7], drawing, painting, playing solitaire-chess[8], and reading the dictionary[9].
A Few Years Later — In early 1980 (after the Earth's crust had a chance to cool), the younthful JohnZK was introduced to computers at the University of California, Santa Barbara. He spent many nights through the early dawn hours familiarizing himself with the technology that would eventually evolve into the internet[10].
The Career Years
Unique Adaptability — JohnZK proved to be a complex individual when he declined an offered scholarship from the San Francisco Art Institute to serve his country[11] in the Marine Corps and, 3-years later, joined the Army's elite 82nd Airborne Infantry Division. During these six years of service, JohnZK learned key leadership traits[12] (as a non-commissioned officer in the Marines and squad leader with the Airborne), enhanced his already considerable degree of focus[13], and found rewards for his innate ability to adapt and overcome[14] (including a meritorious promotion to Lance Corporal with the Marines and the Expert Infantry Badge with the 82nd).
Professional Capability — Since his return to computers and graphic art design in the late 1980s, JohnZK has provided local Santa Barbara organizations[15], private businesses[16] and large, publicly-traded corporations[17] with amazing online results[18] including an award-winning web marketing growth strategy that he created and drove to culminate in a $229 million purchase.
My Unique Brain
Gray Matter — It is coming.
Notes
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